Intellectual Honesty: Wardrobe Malfunction

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Wardrobe Malfunction

Today, I found myself in a situation in which I needed to zip up my pants so I decided to do just that. Then at mid-zip it happened…the zipper broke. It did not get stuck; it broke off! When I first held the zipper fragment in my hand the worst case scenario zoomed through my mind. I would no longer be able to zip up my pants, they were only half closed, and I was not finished for the day; not yet bound for home. (I wear my shirt tucked in.)

Right about the time zipper-terror was traipsing through my brain I realized that only the dangly, hangy-down part of the zipper had broken off. Fortunately this wardrobe malfunction is recoverable.

I hope nothing else falls off before I get home tonight!

3 Comments:

Jeanine said...: I have to admit that I'm laughing hysterically, but only because I've had my fair share of wardrobe malfunctions.; Tue Sep 05, 09:31:00 PM 2006
AyDubb said...: reson #1 you should carry a "man-purse". if you'd have had one, then the tools needed to fix said malfunction would have been on hand. crisis averted. (that's what I came up with after I laughed until I cried); Tue Sep 05, 11:15:00 PM 2006
Laurie said...: I hope you made it through the day! Zipper terror is quite debilitating.; Wed Sep 06, 10:22:00 AM 2006

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My name is Oscar S Hopper. I think that every individual should clearly define what they believe on important issues; especially when the issue is ‘controversial’ or a ‘hot-topic’. These beliefs should be logical and based on the best information available so that one does not lie to one’s self and does remain Intellectually Honest. Furthermore, maintaining one definition for personal use and another for professional/occupational use demotes the importance of the issue from paramount to a mere preference (nothing wrong with preferences per se) and creates a type of inconsistency that will herein be labeled: Intellectual Dishonesty.